Introducing the "Negative Work Ethic Frog Tee" – where fashion meets existential crisis!
Feeling the weight of modern life? Our exclusive anime frog, emblazoned with "Negative Work Ethic" in bold kanji, perfectly captures that vacant stare of daily grind doom. This little amphibian might seem calm, but deep down, it's a screaming ball of existential dread – just like you!
Crafted from premium cotton for maximum comfort, this t-shirt is ideal for anyone who has ever felt like they're silently screaming while maintaining a façade of serenity. Perfect for lazy Sundays, binge-watching anime marathons, or just contemplating the void.
Join the club – wear your angst on your sleeve (literally). Get your "Negative Work Ethic Frog Tee" now and let the world know that you too are barely holding it together!
Size Guide
Centimeters
|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Height |
171 |
175 |
179 |
183 |
189 |
195 |
195 |
195 |
195 |
| Chest |
86 |
93 |
99 |
104 |
116 |
129 |
135 |
142 |
162 |
| Waist |
71 |
76 |
81 |
89 |
99 |
112 |
119 |
130 |
137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
