Negative Work Ethic
Lunch tee
Lunch tee
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When it comes to work ethic, our pocket-sized zombie lunch lady breaks all the rules – and we love her for it! She’s the queen of cafeteria chaos, serving up mystery meat with a side of sass. Here’s why this tee is a must-have for high school rebels:
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Zombie Chic: The undead never looked so stylish! Our lunch lady rocks that “just crawled out of the grave” look, complete with a hairnet and a side of attitude.
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Slogan Perfection: “Serving up sarcasm since 1987.” Whether she’s doling out tater tots or eye rolls, this lunch lady knows how to keep it real.
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Extra Credit: Wear it to class, and you’ll instantly gain +10 charisma. Teachers will wonder, “Is that lunch lady chic? Or just a rebellious fashion statement?”
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Limited Edition: Grab yours before the cafeteria runs out! Because nothing says “I’m too cool for the honor roll” like a zombie lunch lady tee.
Get yours now at Negative Work Ethic and join the lunchtime revolution!
Disclaimer: No actual lunch ladies were harmed in the making of this t-shirt. We promise.
Size Guide
Centimeters
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
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