Lunch T-Shirt

When it comes to work ethic, our pocket-sized zombie lunch lady breaks all the rules – and we love her for it! She’s the queen of cafeteria chaos, serving up mystery meat with a side of sass. Here’s why this tee is a must-have for high school rebels:

1. Zombie Chic: The undead never looked so stylish! Our lunch lady rocks that “just crawled out of the grave” look, complete with a hairnet and a side of attitude.

2. Slogan Perfection: “Serving up sarcasm since 1987.” Whether she’s doling out tater tots or eye rolls, this lunch lady knows how to keep it real.

3. Extra Credit:  Wear it to class, and you’ll instantly gain +10 charisma. Teachers will wonder, “Is that lunch lady chic? Or just a rebellious fashion statement?”

4. Limited Edition:  Grab yours before the cafeteria runs out! Because nothing says “I’m too cool for the honor roll” like a zombie lunch lady tee.

Get yours now at Negative Work Ethic and join the lunchtime revolution!

Disclaimer: No actual lunch ladies were harmed in the making of this t-shirt. We promise.