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School Cook T-Shirt

School Cook T-Shirt

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Are you tired of bland cafeteria food? Do you suspect your school cook might be a zombie? Well, we’ve got the perfect shirt for you! Our “School Cook” tee combines culinary chaos with undead flair. Here’s why you need one:

  1. Ghoulishly Good Design: The zombified school cook on this black tee is a masterpiece of horror and humor. With blue comic book skin tones, wild eyes, this chef is ready to serve up some frightful feasts.

  2. Statement-Making Style: Forget boring slogans or generic graphics. When you wear the “Zombie Chef” tee, you’re making a statement: “Our school cafeteria appreciates the finer things in life—delicacies like brains and... well-seasoned brains.”

  3. Conversation Starter: Want to break the ice at a party? Just point to your shirt and say, “This is my spirit animal.” Watch as people either laugh nervously or slowly back away.

  4. Perfect for School Cafeteria Visits: Whether you’re a student, teacher, or just someone who enjoys cafeteria mystery meat, this shirt is a must-have. It’s like a secret handshake for zombie enthusiasts.

  5. Limited Edition: Act fast! Our “Zombie Chef” tee is so exclusive that even the undead are jealous. Once it’s gone, it’s gone (unless it comes back as a reanimated version).

So, if you’re hungry for style and have a taste for the macabre, grab your “School Cook” T-shirt today. Because nothing says “culinary school dropout” quite like this undead masterpiece!

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